Did You Watch Videos On Rotten.com? You May Be Entitled To Compensation

IN A FIT of youthful curiosity did you venture onto the uniform resource locator www.rotten.com? If so an Irish legal firm would be interested in talking you.

Harte, Knell & Hartnell Associates are helping people whose young, fragile and naive minds were desecrated by a perusal of the most unimaginable horrors that were rotten.com’s bread and butter.

“Did you gather around a PC with your friends and have your innocent mind desensitised to untold carnage, one autopsy and train crash photograph at a time? Then we believe you’re owed compensation,” William Harte asked potential clients.

PTSD and recurring nightmares were par for the course for Irish teenagers that frequented rotten.com, who, it is fair to say, had been giving fair warning by the word ‘rotten’, but the Wild West of the early dial up years of the internet has left sum calling for compensation.

“I always knew my drug abuse was triggered by something but it all makes sense now, thousands of euro spent on therapy and I want it back and then some,” said one litigant who will participate in civil action against internet providers and anyone involved in the running of the site.

Critics have suggested that stumbling on the most depraved acts of inhumanity was just a right of passage for teenagers of the day.

“Bet wetters, the lot of them, sure I went on that site, saw a lad fuck a fish but it didn’t do me any harm,” confirmed one man, serving time in jail for attempted fish fucking.

“Young kids these days don’t know how lucky they are, they can just look at their phones and see people being killed on social media app in real time, back in my day you had to make sure your mam wasn’t at home before you waited 10 minutes for a still image of that sort of thing to download”.

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