Netanyahu To Sneak In A Few More Massacres While Everyone’s Distracted With Trump

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU has confirmed that he thinks he will have time to squeeze in a few more of the most heinous atrocities of the 21st century while everyone is still fixated on the events surrounding the attempted Trump assassination.

“I was worried when all these world leaders issued statements condemning ‘political violence’, I thought I was done for, but when I realised they meant the Trump shooting and not the murder of nearly 40,000 Palestinians, well, that was a relief for sure,” explained Netanyahu.

Following more unfathomable barbarity, in which 90 people killed in an airstrike on a camp from displaced people, that was met with shrugs from world leaders Netanyahu has said he has ‘taken the hint’.

“I’ve killed scores of children in the space of 24 hours and I switch on the TV and… nothing. It’s a strange world,” Netanyahu added before instructing the IDF to do what they like in Gaza.

As CNN ran interviews with the midwife who delivered the Trump shooter 20 years ago and remarked on how he looked angry coming out of the womb, 15 people were killed by an Israeli strike on a school sheltering war displaced.