Pogba Hits Back At Critics With Yet Another World Class Haircut

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FRESH from renewed criticisms about his insipid and error strewn performance against Liverpool at the weekend, Paul Pogba has silenced the doubters with yet another display of haircut prowess.

Despite many viewers of the 1-1 draw pointing out how poor Pogba’s performance was in yet another big game for his club, there was little they could criticise about what many people are calling ‘a well dank do’.

A complete and detailed replica of Caravaggio’s ‘Taking of Christ’ has been painstakingly etched into the side of Pogba’s head, replacing his bright green ‘PP’ haircut which drew universal praise and admiration.

“The boy hasn’t been there long, but when you think about the number of standout hairdos he’s had – to be fair, no one can compete with that,” Sky Sports pundit Jamie Redknapp shared, effusive in his praise for Pogba’s ability to pick up new Twitter followers.

“He’s gone up another level, hasn’t he?” added Gary Neville while bringing up a highlight reel of Pogba’s best haircuts of the season so far, “if we just slow this one down… that’s magic. You’re talking about your Ronaldos, your Beckhams, your David Luizs, your Nainggolans – they just aren’t on Pogba’s level”.

Pogba remains a commanding presence on social media, and displays deft technique when it comes to remaining active on multiple accounts, drawing praise from football experts after a return of 6 goals and 16 haircuts so far this season.

“Each selfie of Paul dabbing translates into shirt sales and you can’t ask more of your players,” Jamieson Reigle, commercial director at Manchester United confirmed.

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