Local IT To Run Course In Being A Total Fucking Legend

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WATERFORD Institute of Technology is to begin running extra modules for its upcoming 2017/2018 academic year, aimed at helping students to have an ‘awesome fucking time’ at college and enter the job market as ‘fully qualified badass legends’.

Working on the proven fact that college life isn’t just about learning the skills to carry you into an increasingly competitive working environment, but also a gateway from adolescence into adult life, WIT plans to bolster its range of courses and facilities with regular tutorials about how to enjoy your first steps out into a life of being a ‘total ledgebag’.

These ‘legend-making’ modules will be added to every course in WIT, allowing students of all ages, genders, races and creeds the most rewarding few years of their lives before they emerge into the big bad world ready to cope with the horrors contained within.

“Some people go to college to learn. Some go to have a good time. At WIT, you can do both,” said a spokesperson for the institute.

“To paraphrase Prince; let’s go crazy, let’s get nuts, and while we’re at it, let’s get a qualification that can open doors around the world”.

The course is currently only available in WIT, as all other colleges are said to be full of sad bastards and dry shites.

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