A DUBLIN based professional has cancelled all plans relating to having a productive and focused day at work after encountering what can only be described as the most minor of adversities. Stephen Follens had boarded a Dart first thing this morning with a renewed focus having made a promise to himself to ‘absolutely own work… Read more »
A LOCAL Dublin man is beaming with pride after realising he asked a female coworker questions pertinent to the business they both work in before letting his mind drift to thoughts of just what he would do with her given half the chance. Neil O’Dowding (27) was so preoccupied with an upcoming presentation to clients… Read more »
EXCITEDLY skipping across the floor in the office of a Waterford based business, one coworker has expressed their delight at the impending Christmas party, completely unaware their future conduct at the festivities will see them fired almost immediately. Rubbing his hands together with considerable glee, Stephen Handratty (24) loudly proclaimed “woo! Christmas party tonight, can’t… Read more »
A LOCAL MAN, referred to by friends, families, work colleagues and mere acquaintances as a bit of weirdo, has shifted the majority of his conversations in recent weeks to the subject of the Dark Web, WWN can confirm. The Dark Web, the name given to the secretive corners of the internet where people have been… Read more »
THE complex thermodynamic solution required to make sure the average workplace is at a temperature that suits each one of its employees may never be found, warned a group of heating specialists yesterday. Comprised of experts in the field of window opening, radiator fiddling and breeze location, the think-tank confirmed that finding an answer to… Read more »
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has informed the company he works for that he will not be attending the office premises for the remainder of this week, citing the fact ‘honestly, I can’t be fucked’, WWN can confirm. “Honestly, I can’t be fucked,” confirmed 32-year-old Andrew Gilmartin in official communication, via his mouth, with his employer… Read more »
LATCHING onto the continued use of the popular phrase ‘lit’ by people considerably cooler than herself, Aoife in accounts is now erroneously declaring almost everything as ‘lit’. Aoife Moran, 27, has in recent days made an effort to describe a number of non-lit things as ‘lit’ while in the company of the resident office cool… Read more »
EMPLOYEES at Gormley & Johnson have been in active talks this morning in order to reach a consensus on how best to deal with the new guy who keeps staying late to impress his new bosses. Eoghan Kavanagh started working at the Dublin accountancy firm last week and has already made a terrible impression on… Read more »
Jon Moore, a 33-year-old bike-to-work aficionado, was giving drivers the ‘death stare’ this morning on the way to work. The not-remotely-smug PR consultant just couldn’t believe the number of people driving into Dublin’s city centre at around 8.35am this morning. Mr. Moore, a dedicated cyclist, knows full well the efforts he has personally gone to… Read more »