Gardaí Descend On Shannon After Reports Foreign Military Using Airport To Facilitate War Crimes

THE IRISH public has thanked the gardaí for their swift response to a troubling incident at Shannon Airport after reports circulated that a foreign military actively participating in a genocide was operating within the confines of the airport.

“Shocking, just shocking, you wouldn’t think these things were happening under our noses but fair play to the guards, the law is the law, you can’t be doing that on soil of sovereign country like Ireland,”

It has been reported that, aware of the potential for the gardaí to fined themselves outnumbered against an armed-to-the-teeth foreign military, three people in a van broke into the airport to come to their aid.

“Some locals are even saying that years ago the same military transported prisoners through the airport on their way to being tortured in direct contravention of the Geneva Convention, typical isn’t it? The nods and the winks, the staying silent,” said one resident, of something the Irish government denied at the time but were proven wrong about.

A shocking discovery, the Irish public after demanding answers on how such a thing could happen.

“We can confirm there has been a major security breach at Shannon Airport, how we let the US military do this under our noses, completely undetected, will be investigated thoroughly,” a joint statement from the Departments of Justice and Defence confirmed.

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