Could Ireland Water Down Viagra Exports To The US If Pharma Tariffs Are Enacted?

TIT FOR TAT measures being considered by the Irish government could see Irish based US pharmaceutical companies forced to ‘water down’ the potency of Viagra exports to the US.

“We’ll take a semi-hard line on this if we have to, with the EU’s support,” confirmed one Department of Trade official, who said every conceivable option to prevent the Trump administration from implementing tariffs on pharma exports is being considered.

“We don’t want it to come to this; American men not cumming but if you stiff us, you won’t be”.

This tough talk marks a significant departure from diplomatic posturing adopted earlier this year by the government when they mainly remarked on how handsome Donald Trump was.

“We don’t take this grave power that we possess lightly, but Americans must know if we water down these products a flood of limp men and women with unfrozen faces will hit their country like a tsunami,” added the official speaking on the threat of reducing the potency of its exports for Viagra and Botox.

Grim faces populated the many desks at the Department of Finance as staff contemplated the coming tariff war and the casualties that may result.

“Man forsakes his humanity in a tariff war, it gives rise to a terrible horror but when an America man reaches for that blue pill on his birthday he will give rise to nothing if we are forced to water down Viagra,” shared another official.

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