Trump Criticises Harris For Not Using Sharpie To Change Hurricane’s Path

“AND AS YOU KNOW, this hurricane was sent here to America by MS-13 gangs, with the help of Haitians immigrants who blew it in the direction of Florida”

The words of Donald Trump as he puts the blame of the existence of hurricanes solely at the feet of Kamala Harris who he said could have prevented impending destruction by simply drawing a different path for Hurricane Milton with a sharpie as the former president famously did in 2019.

“Sharpie is an amazing technology, you just scribble an outline around Alabama or somewhere and it can change the direction of a storm I did it once but Kamala won’t do it because she’s not a real leader,” added Trump, as he visited affected areas in North Carolina to deliver much needed rambling xenophobic monologues to those in need after the recent devastation wrought by Hurricane Helene.

“They’re calling this new one Hurricane Milton, Mil-ton, you don’t hear of many Miltons these days, why is that? The Haitians ate them, but you’re not allowed say that anymore, we used to be a great country” complained Trump, before asking a rally to join him in praying for the golf courses of Florida.

Elsewhere, taking time out from being the only thing at a Trump rally more embarrassing than Trump, elon Musk has been concentrating on ensuring Twitter users have all the up-to-date hurricane safety disinformation including:

Jews control the weather.

Joe Biden flooded Florida so he could make a swimming pool for Cuba.

Biden/Harris are giving people who have lost everything help, which is Communism but also conversely they are not helping them at all which is also somehow Communism.

Everyone thinks Elon Musk is great at jumping, doesn’t look ridiculous and has the respect of everyone.