Israel Vows Retaliation For Iran’s Retaliation For Killing Retaliating Hezbollah Leaders And We’re Absolutely Done With All Their Bullshit, Here’s Some Cute Fluffy Kittens

ISRAEL has vowed to strike back at Iran today after being attacked by 200 Iranian missiles which were launched in retaliation for attacking and killing Hezbollah groups in Lebanon who in turn were retaliating for the ongoing blitzing of Gaza which was sparked by a Hamas terrorist attack on October 7th last year and right now we’re all so tired of this crap, we’ve compiled some cute pictures of fluffy kittens.

Gizmo

Gizmo has no idea what’s going on in the Middle East as he doesn’t use social media, read newspapers or watch any 24-hour news channels. Gizmo’s life is devoid of such horrible imagery, death and destruction. We all wish we were Gizmo.

Mr. Cuddles

Does Mr. Cuddles care that millions of people have been slaughtered in the name of religion, race and traditions which have all been manipulated by scrupulous war mongers and multi-trillion dollar corporations to create ongoing world conflicts to profit from? No. Mr. Cuddles just wants to sit on your lap and purr until he sleeps.

Pugsy

Sure, Pugsy may have caught a robin redbreast last week, tortured it for 48 minutes until it bled out and then left its mangled carcass on your door step as a present, but at least that’s the end of it; no army of robins are coming for vengeance to kill every single living cat in the area in ‘retaliation’. Robins don’t hold grudges like that. Aw, just look at his little face.

Ginger

In the interest of fairness and balance our editor insisted that we must include Ginger. Look we know, our hands are tied here but we’re sure Ginger is still as adorable as all the other kittens on our list. A kitten is a kitten, right? Dote.