“Nuttin’ Buh Snakes ‘Round Here” Confirms Putin In Cryptic Instagram Post


IN A BLISTERING online tirade Vladimir Putin has cryptically called out ‘the snakes’ in his life in several entries to his Instagram story and also on the grid.

“Can’t trust know one, can only relie on meself frm now on!!!” Putin wrote. Without explicitly naming names, it was left to followers to speculate on who he could be referring to with many believing it is Wagner mercenary group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin.

“Ye tink some1 is yur friend den dey something like dat, sickens me hole it does ???,” continued Putin in a flurry of late night alcohol-fueled postings.

Putin then put up a screenshot of his Spotify account which showed he was listening to early noughties break up anthem ‘Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back)’ by Eamon.

“Bet ye loads of yiz are luvvin dis,” added Putin in a message aimed at western leaders.

Friends of Putin’s flooded the comments of his latest selfie which featured him crying a solitary tear.

“DM me hun, hope yer alrite xx”, “dont mind him luv, karma is cumming 4 him” and “stay strong” were among the supportive comments sent to the Russian leader.

UPDATE: Putin has just posted a meme with the words ‘loyalty is the scarcest commodity on earth today’, sparking fears his hyperactive Instagram posting could continue into another day. He has also changed his handle to ‘Sadimir Putin’.

Elsewhere, Putin has been labeled ‘more lenient than an Irish judge’ after the FSB dropped all treason charges against the Wagner group despite the fact as many as 20 Russian military personnel were killed by them during a chaotic 24 hours.