WWN Event Guide

CLARE

Drone helicopter display. One of the McCahey lads out the road just bought himself one of them drone helicopter yokes, he’s taking it out on Saturday if the weather’s good. Land out and have a gawk at it.

MEATH

Duncan Colorado. One of Ireland’s newest country stars Duncan Colorado will perform all his greatest hits in the Boyne Valley hotel this Saturday. Bop the night away to tracks such as ‘Hold Me, Grandma’, ‘Don’t Let Them Take My Massey’ and ‘Nama Are Comin’ For the Farm’.

KILKENNY

Road Bowls. The country’s greatest collection of bowls, lined up and down the road for all to see. Ceramic bowls! Delph bowls! Bakelite bowls! Soup bowls! Cereal bowls! Loads and loads of bowls!

LOUTH

Pedo Beating. We’ve found the location of a lad that was done for child pornography, and we’re heading round on Saturday to give him a bit of a kicking. Repercussion free violence, suitable for all ages! Bring your own cudgel!