Commuters Warned Not To Panic But Luas Line Operating Normally For Brief 5 Minute Window Of Time
DUBLIN BASED commuters have been asked to engage in calming exercises and to refrain from panicking after it was revealed that a red line Luas is on an unbroken stretch of five full minutes in which it is not experiencing any delays to service.
“It feels unnatural, like an affront to God. We’ll have to pay for this in some horrible way,” screamed one Luas user as they tried to pry open the doors on the carriage of a Luas journey which had not fallen foul of any inconveniences.
“Some thing feels off,” said another commuter to himself, unable to shake the uneasy feeling that came with not seeing someone trying to head butt security because they didn’t have a valid ticket, or worse someone playing videos on their phone at full blast.
In attempt to reduce panic, transport authorities sought to stress that this was an isolated incident and would pass very soon.
“Don’t worry the Dart in Connolly can’t move because someone put one particularly large leaf down on the track, and we’ve the usual supply of disappearing buses in operation. We urge the public to relax, this moment of reliability and certainty will pass,” confirmed one TFI spokesperson.
