The Full List Of Trump’s Executive Orders

IN A SHOCKING display newly re-installed US president Donald Trump started off his second term with a raft of immediate executive orders reversing much of the previous administration, something not seen in American history since the previous guy did the same thing.

But just what was contained in the 100 plus executive orders? WWN has the highlights:

In addition to withdrawing from the Paris Climate agreement, Trump has signed an executive order banning major weather events from entering the US without asking permission first.

Trump signed another order renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America, which will come as a relief to those who voted for him to lower the price of their groceries.

He has ordered a Gossip Girl reboot with the original cast, confirming ‘it’s time’.

Withdrawing from the WHO, Americans will now be denied vital health information on how to treat bone spurs.

Trump also demanded the restoration of the original line-up of Destiny’s Child, meaning all Beyoncé solo activity must cease immediately.

Another order states that anyone expressing concern must be told ‘it’s not that bad, you’re overreacting’ as they are being deported despite being a US citizen.

One executive order saw the national guard deployed to get Trump a Diet Coke from the White House vending machine before Don Jr got the last one.

Trump wasted no time in striking out an old Biden order which mandated drug companies to lower the cost of prescription drugs for those on Medicaid and Medicare. Ending this has instantly handed the economy a boost in the form of extra income for companies providing security to health insurance CEOs.

In an unfortunate move, a careless typo has seen an executive order mandating a crisis at America’s southern broad.

While he has signed and executive order removing birthright citizenship for children born on US soil to illegal immigrant parents, it is still legal for emigrants escaping a war torn continent changing their surname from Drumpf to better disguise the fact they are foreign.

Trump is ending DEI hiring practices in the federal government, merit only hires from now on apply with one exception; Trump’s own cabinet.

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