“Is That Summer Over Then?” Complains Man Who Spent Week Complaining About Heat

LOCAL man Terry Hennessey found another reason to crib today after realising the heat he was giving out about all week has come to an abrupt end, sparking him to now complain about its duration. Moaning since Monday that he couldn’t sleep, work, think, or hold a non-weather based conversation, the 36-year-old awoke to a slightly overcast 17 degrees this morning, before drafting up today’s grievance. “We barely had a couple of nice days and it’s gone already and back to the rain tomorrow I heard,” the melt told a barista this morning, the same barista who spent the previous … Continue reading “Is That Summer Over Then?” Complains Man Who Spent Week Complaining About Heat