After 64 games, 169 goals, 1 England going home and 14,578 Neymar dives the World Cup came to a close with France beating Croatia 4-2 as the football Gods refused to punish the French for the Hand of Frog. Kickoff to the World Cup final was delayed by 14 hours as Will Smith and some… Read more »
The Croatian team, comprised of many men who had to flee their homes as war broke out in the Balkans when they were children, turning them into refugees with football an escape from the violence are an inspiration to the football watching world. A story of triumph, courage, sacrifice and perseverance that could never fail… Read more »
Eamon Dunphy broke down in tears and had to be consoled after Paul Pogba had a great game while also having the audacity to have a haircut. “It’s okay Eamon, it’s okay,” Darragh Moloney was forced to say as he patted Dunphy on the shoulder as the pundit got tears all over the big screen… Read more »
WWN brings you the very best analysis of the World Cup from its expert sports team. England V Sweden: The game being billed as the reason we might have to endure the phrase ‘It’s Coming Home’ for just a little bit longer. Expectations at the start of the tournament were relatively low but following the… Read more »
LAST night, the England team did the unthinkable; they progressed through to the next round of the competition by beating a team in a penalty shoot-out. As such, we have moved the England World Cup Doomsday Clock forward by five minutes to 11:55PM, the closest it has been in decades to 12 midnight, and total England… Read more »
There have been a record number of complaints made to FIFA, with football fans claiming the World Cup is malfunctioning following England actually winning a penalty shootout. Despite managing just no more shots in the 90 minutes after Harry Kane’s penalty, the English media have confirmed England have won the World Cup and that Sweden… Read more »
Football fans were repaid for their patience after enduring Spain and Russia with two far more entertaining games yesterday. The football world is in mourning following the untimely death of Neymar after he was murdered by a stray Mexican player’s stud. A funeral will be held once the Brazilian’s body finishes rolling on the sideline…. Read more »
The first knockout game of the tournament was a huge disappointment as France and Argentina only managed 7 goals between them and not even one angry Argentinian player getting sent off after losing his temper. However, Argentina defender Nicolas Otamendi was the most prolific player in his team at the tournament as he booted more… Read more »
The last day of the group stages were brought to a close with a stunning flurry of goals and helter skelter football played at a break neck speed some awful matches. In the first set of games Senegal thought they had won a penalty in their match with Colombia before VAR ruled a challenge on… Read more »
Undoubtedly the biggest story of the tournament so far, the holders Germany crashed out of the World Cup with a loss to South Korea, a team who didn’t seem to be aware of the fact that it’s written in FIFA rules somewhere that Germany must get to at least the semi-finals of every World Cup…. Read more »