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Taliban Actually Quite Strict, Finds Report
A STARTLING new report into Afghanistan’s newly installed government has found that religious fundamentalist group the Taliban are in fact ... -
“Just Give Us The Saudi Arabia Treatment” Taliban Asks World
THE TALIBAN has vowed to secure Afghanistan and promise they will uphold human rights according to Sharia law and have ... -
“You Know These Taliban Guys Aren’t That Bad Once You Get To Know Them”
JUSTIFYING the British government’s previous dismissal of the vast majority of visa applications made by Afghans who worked alongside UK ... -
Fox In Hen House Tells Hens There Is Nothing To Fear Under New Fox Regime
INSPIRED by Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid telling the Afghan media with a straight face that women will be respected and ... -
Taliban Appoint Lena Dunham Head Of Women’s Affairs
ALLAYING the foolish fears of passive Western onlookers’ doomscrolling social media who anticipate unspeakable horrors and repression, the Taliban has ... -
“Leaving Somewhere We Invaded Worse Off When We Leave Is The American Way”
AMID harrowing images emerging from Kabul airport and elsewhere across Afghanistan as the Taliban seize power, US president Joe Biden ... -
Taliban Stage Most Unwelcome Comeback Since Westlife
PROMISING all the old hits as well as a few new tunes, the Taliban have announced a comeback tour of ... -
“Do Come Again” Taliban Thank US For Visiting
THE Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan more commonly known as the Taliban has today thanked the US military for stopping by ... -
Taliban Calendar Banned In 76 Countries
TALIBAN leaders were slammed today for “stooping to a very low level indeed” after the organisation of evil Islamic fundamentalist ...