Tag: sinn fein

Geologists Warn Pearse Doherty Nearing Eruption

THE coalition government are today going about their daily Dáil business in blissful ignorance, having ignored reports from political seismologists that Sinn Féin TD Pearse Doherty may be ‘just days away’ from blowing his top. The Donegal man had been showing increased signs of volatility during the last number of years due to increasingly angry… Read more »

Funeral Etiquette During Covid-19 As Advised By Sinn Féin

IT CAN be hard to know how to correctly follow very clear guidelines on things such as attending funerals during the continuing presence and risk of Covid-19 on the island of Ireland. Thankfully, Sinn Féin is here to help you artfully navigate through the dos and don’ts of funeral attendance and the proper etiquette which… Read more »

“Here’s Leo”

WITH all the elegance and grace of a paraplegic sloth on quaaludes, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar awoke from his post election slumber to tear down the door of the electorate’s consciousness in the hopes of forming some kind of government that no one particularly wants. “Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the… Read more »

Stormont To Start Letting Rooms Out On Airbnb

KEEN to avoid any accusations that they’re wasting public resources, the remaining shards of the Northern Assembly have put a number of rooms in Stormont up on accommodation-sharing website Airbnb, in a bid to ‘make a few quid’. With the vast majority of the rooms in the east Belfast castle lying idle since the collapse… Read more »