WATERFORD Gardaí have vowed to clamp down on one of the most dangerous operations known to man, stating they are absolutely disgusted with the nation, WWN has learned. “The fact that people we know and protect could go out of their way to build fully functional home bars with pool tables, dart boards, widescreen TVs,… Read more »
WATERFORD hurling management has confirmed it will not be partaking in the All Ireland final in December, stating that the team and county are happy enough as is, thanks. Following an amazing comeback beating Kilkenny by 4 points on Saturday, coaches and players agreed that just beating the Cats in Croke Park was all the… Read more »
TONIGHT’S Late Late Toy Show may go down as the moment Ireland came together to finally drive the nail into the coffin of Covid-19 once and for all, or it may be the spark that ignites nine months of pent-up fire and civil unrest; that’s what RTÉ chiefs are being warned by government officials today…. Read more »
AS flumes of smoke and steam fissures erupted in the basement of RTÉ, sending nuts and bolts flying in all directions, the overworked engineer assigned to RTÉ player maintenance warned “she can’t nae take anymore” ahead of tomorrow night’s Late Late Toy Show extravaganza. “Two people in Longford are watching Nationwide online, any more pressure… Read more »
2020 continues to bring fresh challenges to us all; the latest being the scourge of zombie coronavirus mink herds, leading experts to issue a checklist to ensure you and your family’s safety in this new twist of the 2020 knife. The guidelines come following a botched mass-cull of the animals in Denmark, aimed at curbing… Read more »
AN IRATE Irish man, returning to his home after several years living in Australia was said to be shocked and angered to discover Virgin Media’s flagship morning show Ireland AM has been claiming squatters rights and filming their show in his home. Simon McCormack (41) tried to gain entry into his home, which he believed… Read more »
WOULD you like to buy the exact same product you just bought ten minutes ago online that your internet cache just told us you were looking for? Great! Here’s an entire webpage dedicated to reselling you that same product for exactly the same price! Sure, you literally just purchased the item from Amazon and it… Read more »
AMERICA’S worst fears about a Biden administration have been confirmed after the president elect confirmed long dead socialist Cuban leader Fidel Castro as his Treasury Secretary pick. “Oh boy, this is a dream come true, honestly capitalism is like, hand on heart, one of my top 5 least favourite ‘isms’ there is, I won’t let… Read more »
ACTIVITY on certain lads’ WhatsApp group chats have grown eerily quiet in the last week but it is believed to be completely unconnected to reports that the gardaí are investigating the circulation of images of Irish women and underage girls. Some groups have recorded as much as a 100% drop in activity, although this development… Read more »
A MISSING Westmeath man has been found alive but disorientated in the disabled toilets of a Temple Bar pub, having gone on ‘an unmerciful session’ the week before St. Patrick’s Day and fallen into a 9-month drink coma. “He’s confused, he’s hungover, and he says his arse is very cold” said a member of the… Read more »