LOCAL man William Farnhill has added ‘swanky car’ to the list of things he doesn’t like about the Eastern European lad who moved in up the road from him, adding that it ‘doesn’t seem right’ that someone who hasn’t lived in Waterford for his whole life should be able to afford a 131 Nissan Qashqai… Read more »
BORIS JOHNSON is said to be struggling to perfect the most indelicate, ignorant and unhelpful set of remarks in response to the emergence of serious threats being issued by Loyalist thugs to port staff in Northern Ireland as a result of a sea border existing between it and the mainland UK. “I think the best… Read more »
RED-FACED former Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is to go ahead with his resignation from the global juggernaut, but has explained to panicked investors that the move arose after his Alexa Dot device at home misinterpreted his request to quit listening to music while he was eating a mouthful of soup, WWN Business can confirm. “I… Read more »
WITH CASES exploding in the UAE and further restrictions put in place in Dubai resulting from an influx in influencer based travel to the tourist hotspot, WWN reached out to leading influencers in a bid to get their side of the story on their very important essential work. “This is my office and this is… Read more »
WITH THE NEWS that members of his legal team have quit amid disputes over strategy for his second impeachment trial, former US president Donald Trump has reportedly begun to feel the sudden recurrence of crippling bones spurs. Straining and feigning concern for the every movement undertaken by his ankles, Trump has reportedly been dropping very… Read more »
ATTRACTIVE young people with huge social media followings will be allowed to freely journey to sunlit climes to take pictures of themselves draped over a range of furniture, under a special exemption from incoming Covid travel restrictions due to their essential service to society as a whole, WWN has learned. “There are a number of… Read more »
AIMING to fill in the gap left by AstraZeneca, Johnson & Johnson’s Covid-19 vaccine is one step closer to worldwide approval after passing the tricky ‘no more tears’ testing phase. Administering the jab to test patients has delivered a 100% tearless success rate even among those with fear of needles as well as massive wimps…. Read more »
CONSPIRATORIAL websites around the world lit up today following the first confirmed death to be associated with the Pfizer vaccine, before being forced to come up with novel ways to work around the fact that the deceased party was in fact struck by a delivery truck. The unnamed German man was said to be ‘toddling… Read more »
AS the face of politics continues to change on a near-daily basis, you may find that your relatives and friends turn to you, a seasoned internet dweller, for explanations of terms such as ‘alt-right’, ‘ANTIFA’, and of course, ‘QAnon’. Let’s start there; how would you explain QAnon to someone who doesn’t spend their life engaging… Read more »
LEAFING through dog eared copies of thesauruses reporters are struggling to remember how many times they have used ‘catastrophic’, ‘cataclysmic’, ‘grim’, ‘decimated’, ‘disaster’ and ‘the bit in Titanic when the ship snaps in half’ to describe the recent deterioration in the capacity of the health service to treat an explosion in the number of Covid-19… Read more »