SWOOPING in at the last minute to take all of the credit that doesn’t belong to him, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has heralded the successful campaign to repeal the 8th amendment by appearing in front of the world’s leading media agencies in a bid to make it look like this was all his idea, WWN can… Read more »
MEMBERS of the campaign to save the 8th amendment are today weighing up their options in the midst of an unexpected crisis surrounding the referendum, and are investigating what their choices on the matter are before acting in the best interests of themselves and their well being. The issue arose when Love Both spokesperson Cora Sherlock,… Read more »
WATERFORD native and yes-leaning man of one Paul Darlan has just about reached the peak of his tolerance for all this referendum coverage, according to a Waterford native and yes-leaning man of one Paul Darlan. Darlan, 27, is even considering changing his vote to ‘no’ after suffering what he has described as ‘an incursion on… Read more »
A GROUP which turned living, breathing children into an economic commodity by deriving profit from the illegal sale of actual children to couples in America has criticised people’s decision to vote ‘Yes’ in the upcoming referendum, with one Bishop declaring it ‘morally wrong’. The Catholic Church, which have stated it is ‘morally wrong’ to vote… Read more »
AS campaigners on both sides of the upcoming referendum continue to gather as much support as they can, there have been reports of prominent social media accounts being hacked to act as propaganda machines by PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT IRELAND TO TURN INTO A SLAUGHTERHOUSE OF THE INNOCENT. Although these accounts may have adopted a neutral… Read more »
FOLLOWING the formal announcement by the government that a referendum on the repeal of the 8th Amendment of the constitution will take place on the 25th of May 2018, WWN can exclusively reveal that Satan himself has eagerly marked the date in his calendar. Carefully collating statements made by some members of the public, this… Read more »
A DUBLIN based woke male is growing increasingly perturbed by the fact his passionate pro-choice stance has not translated into a relationship with a similarly minded female activist. Gerard Lunratty, originally from Passage East, has tirelessly campaigned for the repeal of the 8th amendment of the Irish constitution, exclusively on social media in recent months,… Read more »
TOP of the morning to you, fellow Irish people! It’s time to talk about the evil of abortion, and how you guys should think long and hard about your upcoming referendum that would allow widespread baby murder in your country. We mean, our country. The Irish people’s country, that we Irish people share together. If your… Read more »
RESIDENTS in Ireland have reported hearing the loud and unmistakable sound of rosary beads being clutched defiantly as news broke of the wording that would replace the 8th Amendment in the constitution if a referendum on repealing the amendment was successful. “Oh, it was the most awful sound, the rubbing of dry wood against more… Read more »
HAVE you no intention of conducting yourself and your discourse in relation to the upcoming abortion referendum in a truthful and honest manner? Well, then you may have been considering putting forward ‘arguments’ and ‘facts’ which are neither factual nor directly related to the actual vote on repealing the 8th amendment. And what better way… Read more »