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Local Man Has Genuine Talent For Picking Worst Pubs On Night Out
THE ability to ruin a night out by bringing your party to the shadiest bar in town is not a ... -
Calls For Designated ‘Coke Only’ Cubicles To Curb Pub Toilet Queues
BAR AND NIGHTCLUB patrons across the country have called on establishments to allocate new designated cocaine cubicles in a bid ... -
We Chat To Tadhg: The Man Responsible For Ensuring Pubs Are Checking Vaccine Certs
WITH growing evidence that the vast majority of patrons at hospitality venues, pubs and restaurants have rarely if ever been ... -
Over 300 Irish Barstaff Publicly Executed Over Poorly Poured Pints
A STAGGERING 304 bar staff members have been publicly executed in Ireland so far this year after they were found ... -
Lad Who Complained About Closed Pubs Now Giving Pubs Bad Reviews Over Covid Certs
A DUBLIN man who has spent the last 15 months ‘fighting for pubs’ has resorted to tarnishing local bars and ... -
Stop Calling Us Fucking ‘Wet Pubs’, Wet Pubs Tell Media
EXHAUSTED publicans across the country have today called on the national media, its readers, government, and any other prick who ... -
NPHET Advise Publicans That If They Put Their Right Leg In, Their Right Leg Out, ...
A NPHET spokesperson has today advised publicans that if they adhere to some specific new rules that were scientifically proven ... -
These Are The 126 Pubs Closed For Flouting Covid Guidelines, So You Know They’re Good ...
AS MANY as 126 pubs have been sanctioned by authorities for flouting Covid-19 related restrictions, prompting a shocked and appalled ... -
Nation Will Turn Into Alcoholics If Pubs Don’t Open Soon, Warns Study
A WORRYING new report published today has warned that if Irish pubs do not open soon, the majority of its ... -
Maintaining 2m Social Distance When Buckled Drunk, A Guide
WITH publicans still getting to grips with the government’s loosey-goosey re-opening regulations, normal punters are taking it upon themselves to ...
