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Public Shocked To Learn Government In Bed With Multinationals
THE IRISH public let out a shrill cry before dramatically fainting after learning its government may have shown preferential treatment ... -
Brexit: What If It Works?
UNCERTAINTY still haunts the UK’s impending exit from the EU, with fears that a no-deal Brexit will cause unending economic ... -
Press This Button To Cancel Brexit
Action loading. Connecting to European Commission servers. Loading. Processing. Loading. Complete. CONGRATULATIONS Theresa! ??? You’ve done it, you have successfully ... -
Trump Suffering From Crippling Vietnam Flashbacks
DISPLAYING all the hallmarks of someone who has been through a horribly traumatic ordeal that will leave a lasting mark ... -
Fate Of World Hangs On Trump-Kim Pie Eating Contest
THE meeting between US President Donald Trump and North Korean premier Kim Jong-Un has gone about as well as could ... -
Projected Cost Of Everything Should Be Multiplied By 10, Confirms Government
ALL BUT ADMITTING it is their current policy to pluck figures from their arses, the government has urged the public ... -
Brexit Really Eating Into Dáil Bar Time, State TDs
TDs have spent the majority of today locked in crunch debates regarding the government’s No-Deal Brexit Omnibus Bill, seriously ruining ... -
Set Ronan Mullen Free By Registering To Vote In Seanad Elections
NOW is your chance to set Ronan Mullen free by registering for the Seanad elections. If you attended NUI you ... -
Jeremy Corbyn Wakes From 2-Year Coma
BRITAIN is still experiencing the aftershocks of a political earthquake following Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn’s sudden awakening from a coma ... -
Trump’s Bone Spurs Finally Heal In Time For Vietnam Trip
PRESIDENT of the free world Donald Trump has defied medical experts by making a miraculous recovery from the bone spurs ...