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Nation Agrees 2018 Presidential Election Never Happened Once It’s Over
AFTER enduring yet another pointless and unilluminating presidential debate, this time on RTÉ’s Prime Time programme, the Nation’s electorate has ... -
“He Tells It Like It Is” Waterford Father Backs Peter Casey For President
A LOCAL WATERFORD father who was only saying yesterday how he was looking for an excuse to be horribly ignorant ... -
Government Lucky Population Too Lazy To Revolt
FINE Gael have convened in government buildings for their weekly sigh of relief that they haven’t been overthrown by an ... -
5 Distractions That Stop You From Noticing How Embarrassing Irish Politics Is These Days
WITH so much going on in the world each and every day it’s hard to find the time to truly ... -
Government Celebrate Missing Yet Another Housing Target
USING the one unpopped party popper left over from an epic Budget 2019 Festival, the government quietly celebrated missing yet ... -
Guide To Publicly Embarrassing Yourself As An Irish Presidential Candidate
WHILE the Irish public is scrambling around desperately to shield the outside world from all evidence that an embarrassing charade ... -
Local Man Would Be Better Off On The Dole
WATERFORD store manager Manus Whelan has spent the morning bitterly complaining how he would be better off on social welfare, ... -
Government Advises Low Income Earners To Just Become Landlord TDs
AFTER a stunning unveiling of Budget 2019, the government has confirmed that anyone feeling a bit shortchanged by the spending ... -
Cost Of Giving Yourself Cancer Rises Again
MINISTER for Finance Paschal Donohoe wasted no time in sticking the boot into ordinary decent people who just want to ... -
Irish Language Act Will Turn All Children Gay, Confirm DUP
FRESH from locking herself into the Brussels office of the EU’s chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier, DUP leader Arlene Foster ...