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Sinn Féin Concerned Someone Might Call Them On Their Bullshit One Of These Days
MID-WAY through tabling a motion of no confidence in housing minister Eoghan Murphy, senior members of Sinn Féin took a ... -
Government Order Fresh Batch Of Whitewash Ahead Of CervicalCheck Report
WHITEWASH with a street value of €400m is currently on its way to Leinster House in a convoy of articulated ... -
Local Man No Idea Where He Was During 9/11
ESCHEWING the recollections much of the western world shares regarding the September 11th attacks in New York in 2001, local ... -
Cork Cougar Captured By Authorities Chatting Student Up At Bar
IN RECENT DAYS Cork had been awash with sightings of a deadly cougar but authorities have this morning put residents’ ... -
Roy Keane Converts To Buddhism In Bid To Curb Temper
IN THE WAKE of a fresh row with any number of footballers, Ireland assistant manager Roy Keane has taken the ... -
Eoghan Murphy Calls Vote Of No Confidence In Mooching Homeless Bastards
HAVING nothing but the utmost belief in his abilities, his achievements and his nitrogen-cool posing skills, Minister For Housing Eoghan ... -
Argumentative Assholes Suddenly Discover Interest In Tennis
THE SPORT of tennis has recorded a sudden and unprecedented number of new fans, all seemingly from the same corner ... -
Irish Man Will Learn How To Cook Once Mother Stops Making All His Meals For ...
A LOCAL MAN has confirmed he has every intention of channeling his inner Gordan Ramsey once his mother ceases her ... -
“There’s Always Euro 2060” Confirm Irish Fans
IRISH FANS desperately trying to find a silver lining to being embarrassed and outclassed by Wales, in no small part ... -
Breaking: Sean Wears Waistcoats Now
FRIENDS of Waterford man Sean Carolan are preparing an intervention after the 37-year-old was spotted doing his shopping, on a ...