Tag: lent

Lad Off The Beer Two Days Preaching Already

A COUNTY Waterford man who has managed to abstain from drinking for two whole days has confirmed he has never felt better, and if everyone could follow his example that would be great. Dermot Ryan, recently christened a ‘fucking hero’ by friends, began divulging the benefits of his 49 hours, 32 minutes and 43 seconds… Read more »

World To Give Up Trump For Lent

A SPOKESPERSON for planet Earth has announced that for Lent this year, the world will be giving up talking about, reading about, listening to and thinking about the current President of the United States, Donald J. Trump for forty days and forty nights. Lent is traditionally the time of year when people attempt to give… Read more »

Pub Sees .00034% Drop In Business As Lent Begins

The struggling pub trade has been served yet another blow following news that with the commencement of Lent the Up In Arms Inn has suffered a .00034% drop in business. WWN spoke with owner and proprietor of the Up In Arms Inn Colm O’Sullivan about this latest worrying news. “Ah, look it, I knew it… Read more »