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NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It
“Sorry. We just kinda assumed everyone knew about it” NASA spokeswoman Trish Chamberson told a packed press conference at their headquarters ... -
Culchie Buys New Trowel For Laying Accent On
A TRIP to the local hardware store has proved useful to one culchie today, as he left with a brand ... -
Local Youth Pleads With Younger Brother To Stop Hitting Himself
“WHY? Why are you doing this to yourself” cries 12-year-old Michael Guinan, desperately trying to prevent his 8-year old brother ... -
Man Trapped In Conversation With Boring Friend For Over 40 Minutes
AN ELITE team of conversation extraction specialists has been called to No.21 Gorey Park in Waterford this evening after it ... -
This One Weird Trick Not That Weird & Not Really A Trick
A POPULAR article seen at the bottom of countless media sites, purporting to offer a solution to something via one ... -
New Sarcasm Font Has Been Released And It Is Brilliant
IN a rare example of online tech giants coming together to work on a joint venture, Facebook, Google, Apple and ... -
Revealed: Why It Takes Women So Long To Get Their Hair Cut
IF YOU’RE a man, then you’ll know that a haircut takes about 12 minutes, including reading the Beano while you ... -
Dozens Of Women Hospitalised By Local Fanny Magnet
THERE were grisly scenes in Waterford city centre this afternoon, after dozens of women suffered severe pubic injuries when a local ... -
“America Needs To Leave The US” Farrage Addresses Trump Rally
OUTGOING UKIP leader Nigel Farrage urged republicans at a Donald Trump rally in Jackson, Mississippi last night to leave the ... -
Brave Victims Of Accidental Sharting Speak Out, Hear Their Moving Stories
YOU say it will never happen to you and then it does. If you were to ask friends and family ...