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Lonely Dublin Clamper Just Wants To Be Friends

Gary Chambers, a 42-year-old man from Dublin and employee of a clamping company has notched up a record 300 clamping incidents this week breaking the previous record of 299 held by another clamper from the previous day. WWN spoke exclusively to Gary on this, a most historic day in the history of Irish clamping. “I… Read more »

Guide To Renting In Dublin

WWN is proud to present its handy guide to all things property as it confronts the current surplus of renting fantasticness on offer in the Nation’s capital Dublin. Our media rivals seem hell bent on convincing you, the innocent Irish public that there isn’t value out there when it comes to renting property but that… Read more »

“No, No, No…Don’t Get Me Wrong, Wearing Yoga Pants Is Fine!” Backtracks Donegal priest

A CATHOLIC priest who warned his parishioners they were putting their souls in jeopardy by taking part in yoga classes has backtracked on his earlier comments, confirming that ‘wearing Yoga pants is fine’, just as long as you’re not participating in the activity itself. The county Donegal priest, who banned advertisements for Yoga classes from… Read more »

Record Number Of Dubs Pretending To Follow GAA

PASSIONATE Dublin GAA fans have complained publically once again about so-called ‘sunshine’ fans in the capital city. Data collected by the Dublin Supporter’s Club (DSC) reveals that there has been a year on year increase of 10% in ‘stupid, clueless fuckers’ who only choose to support Dublin for a grand total of 1 or 2… Read more »

‘Streets A Safer Place Without 80-Year-Old Peace Activist’, Insists Minister for Justice

THE¬†people of Ireland breathed a sigh of relief today as Minister for justice Frances Fitzgerald announced that the notorious criminal Margaretta D’Arcy is tonight behind bars, where she belongs. 80-year-old Ms. D’Arcy has been a constant threat to the safety of Irish civilians for years, following her refusal to cease protesting the landing of military… Read more »

It’s The NLDWWNWCRU (No Longer Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

WWN has all the latest from the World Cup in Brazil. The fallout from Brazil’s catastrophic capitulation against Germany, which saw them ship 7 goals is still proving incredibly hilarious to a large portion of football fans. David Luiz has fled the country, chopping off his elegant yet comical mane for a simpler life as… Read more »