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How To Explain To Your New Boyfriend That You’re A Fallen Woman
YOU know how it is; you’re out shopping for sackcloth to make a new dress for yourself, and you meet ... -
Terminally Ill Man Accidentally Books ‘Youth In Asia’ Summer Camp Trip
A TERMINALLY Waterford man is kicking himself after accidentally booking a trip to a ‘Youth in Asia’ summer camp at ... -
Slightly Uneven Picture Frame In Local Cafe Driving Woman Slowly Insane
DUBLIN woman Shona Grogan is approaching the cusp of the precipice of the edge of complete and utter insanity in ... -
Is A Picture Worth Taking If You Don’t Put It On Social Media, We Investigate
IT’S a question that has baffled narcissistic social media users since the dawn of Bebo, is there any merit whatsoever ... -
Sexy Girls Brought Here By Human Traffickers Are Waiting For Your Call Right Now
ALL across Ireland, sexy young ladies who were brought here by gangs of human traffickers are waiting for your sexy ... -
Man Just Out Of Relationship Not Ready To Commit To 48-Month Broadband Contract
A LOCAL Waterford man is struggling with the concept of committing to anything or anyone following the demise of the ... -
Local Man Would Leave Wife If Not For 24-Month Broadband Contract
LOCAL man Harry Jennison is dolefully settling in for another two years with his current wife, after realising that leaving ... -
Standoff Continues As Broadband Contract Refuses To Release Hostages
A TENSE standoff in a Kildare neighbourhood continues tonight, as members of a broadband-providing cartel refuse to allow a group ... -
God Just Being A Prick By Making Weather “Colder Than It Looks”
“WATCH, watch, watch… he’s reaching for his coat but then he says ‘nah, it looks alright’, and out he goes! ... -
Scientists Confirm Discovery Of Most Irish Thing Ever
A GROUP of scientists in Trinity College Dublin have made what has been described as the most significant discovery in ...