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Dunnes Stores To Open ‘Notions’ Aisle
RENOVATIONS have begun at branches of Dunnes Stores across the country, in a bid to install new aisles selling products ... -
Trump Picks Up Emmy For Best Reality TV Show ‘Trump 2016’
REPUBLICAN presidential nominee Donald Trump scooped the first of what he hopes to be several victories this year, after picking ... -
Study Shows People Under 25 Won’t Read A News Article Unless It Includes Gifs
A RECENT study has discovered a problem when it comes to the news media’s attempts to engage a younger audience ... -
Gerry Adams Confirms He Will Retire In 2116
SENIOR Sinn Féin figures are scrambling to enact their ‘Sinn Féin without Gerry’ emergency protocols after Gerry Adams confirmed his ... -
Man May Require Stitches After Showing Up To Work Half Cut
ONE Waterford man required medical attention this morning, after co-workers noticed that he was half cut at his desk. James Corcarn, ... -
Local Man Still Has Crippling Flashbacks To Oxegen
“SOMETIMES… sometimes it’s like I’m back in that tent,” sobs Martin Freeman, one of Ireland’s few remaining veterans of the ... -
America Generously Donates $38bn To Impoverished And War Torn Israel
IN a kind hearted and generous gesture to one of the world’s most impoverished and war torn countries, the United ... -
Local Lad Sees Nothing Wrong With Showing Friends Naked Pictures Of His Ex
A LOCAL Waterford man is under the impression he is a ‘complete and utter legend’ following his decision to circulate ... -
“I’m Just Beginning To Hit My Peak”, Says Enda Kenny
“I AIN’T even begun to reach my full potential as leader of this country,” exclaimed Enda Kenny today, amid chatter ... -
Dublin Landlords Have Just Surpassed Famine Big House Levels
LANDLORDS in the Nation’s capital have reportedly reached famine ‘Big House’ levels of greed, after managing to raise rent prices ...