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Shakespeare Breaks Beyoncé’s Record For Number Of Ghostwriters
ENGLISH playwright and bane of schoolchildren’s existence everywhere, William Shakespeare, has been revealed as the new holder of a Guinness ... -
Creche Springs Fancy Dress Party On Parents Out Of Fucking Nowhere
ONE Waterford couple have issued an urgent plea for help after the creche which looks after their four kids casually ... -
“There’s No Media Bias” Confirms 584 Publications Owned By Denis O’Brien
THE Irish public has been reassured by 584 publications owned by Denis O’Brien that when it comes to fresh reports ... -
“Fuck This Shit, I’ll Do Another Four Years”
IN YET another dramatic twist in US election 2016, current American President Barack Obama has vowed to do another four ... -
Local Man Really, Really Finished With The Walking Dead Now
ALTHOUGH Waterford man Graham Deenan had said that he’s never going to watch the popular horror show ‘The Walking Dead’ ... -
Kid Completes ‘First Draft’ Of Letter To Santa
HAVING satisfied himself that he has ticked off all the boxes in terms of presents and sweets, one Dublin child ... -
5 Ways To Avoid The Monday Blues
WE here at WWN probably differ from our online news publishing rivals as we just can’t stand Mondays. They are, ... -
Government To Increase Gardaí’s Breakfast Roll Budget In Bid To Avert Strike
IN A bid to show rank and file gardaí that they are in tune with their concerns and demands, the ... -
Man United Hire New Doctor For Mourinho To Blame
MANCHESTER United vice chairman Ed Woodward was said to be working round the clock last night in the search for ... -
Varadkar & McDonald Clash Over Who Deserves More Headlines In The Paper
BITTER scenes were witnessed in the Dáil yesterday in exchanges between Fine Gael’s Leo Varadkar and Sinn Féin’s Mary Lou ...