A COUNTY Waterford man was said to be in complete and utter turmoil earlier after his long-time partner took her first dump in front of him, hinting at a possible future marriage proposal and babies. Colin Keegan (28) was going to work this morning when he noticed girlfriend Martha Sheehan sitting on the toilet bowl… Read more »
Following Connacht’s heroic 14-16 victory against European rugby giants Toulouse, supporters have vowed to keep their collective feet on the ground. Connacht supporters resisted the urge to celebrate the biggest result in the province’s history instead choosing to dissect the game over a quiet coffee. The tried and tested boot of Dan Parks and a… Read more »
A NEW Study carried out by the Central Statistics Office has found a dramatic increase in the number of joint rollers ‘top-loading’ splifs at house parties, in an unfair bid to get higher than everyone else. It was found that the act of packing weed at the start of the joint by the roller has… Read more »
The excitement and anticipation surrounding Christmas is well and truly underway in these, the first few days of December.Homes up and down the country will be kitted out with decorations and an excessively large tree in the coming days. The O’Malley household in Drogheda, Louth will be no exception. Conor O’Malley, the youngest in his… Read more »
Following the just announced groups for next Summer’s World Cup in Rio the FA have released a short statement confirming the decision to fire Roy Hodgson in 7 months time. The draw will see England face off against Uruguay, Italy and Costa Rica. “The FA has taken the sad but inevitable decision to terminate Roy… Read more »
GARDAI are said to be ‘pretending’ to investigate an attempt on career criminal John Gilligan’s life today in Dublin. A hand-full of detectives are expected to go through the motions after an incident with a man with a gun took place in a pub on the Navan Road at around 4 o’clock yesterday afternoon. “The… Read more »
The long standing tradition whereby people who are desperate to be loved try to achieve that goal by spending excessive amounts of money on loved ones has begun in earnest. Despite the well established Kris kindle model employed by families, friends and co-workers up and down the country, hundreds, if not thousands of people are… Read more »
IN A DRAMATIC turn of events in the ESB worker stand off today, union boss Brendan Ogle gave negotiators a list of demands, requesting €1.6 billion in cash to be delivered to him directly, and a fully fuelled helicopter on the roof which will give him safe passage to the airport. Ogle, who has been… Read more »
HILARIOUS Waterford man Jimmy Hayes is said to be absolutely dying to crack his fantastic Nelson Mandela/Morgan Freeman mixup joke again at some stage today. Mr. Hayes, who has been an unemployed comedian for ten years, told WWN that he has already left several comments on various Facebook pages relating to the similarity between the… Read more »
Earlier today while waiting for the Luas into work some scumbag caught your attention by insisting on constantly spitting while scratching his crotch as he stood not three feet from you. The stain on society seemed to be practicing his walk as he circled you every now and then. You found a point off in… Read more »