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“We Thought Corruption Was All Part Of Being A Government Body” Says NAMA Chief
CHAIRMAN of the National Assets Management Agency Frank Daly defended recent leaks today, stating that its members thought corruption was ... -
God Not Sure Where To Put Ronnie Biggs
A VATICAN spokesperson stated today that the almighty father of the universe has ‘no idea’ where to put the late ... -
‘Mad Bastard’ Buys Himself Novelty Christmas Jumper
John, the mad bastard, was out and about the other day doing some early Christmas shopping when he spotted a ... -
Family Of Kim Jong-Un Very Worried About What To Get Him For Christmas
FAMILY MEMBERS of North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un are said to be ‘very worried’ about what to get the ... -
Gardaí Appeal To Witness Who Is ‘Most Definitely Not The Attacker’
Gardaí have today made a fresh appeal for witnesses to the assault of young Cork student Cian Delaney. Mr. Delaney ... -
Lonely Irish Pensioner Actually ‘Quite Annoying’ Claim Neighbours
NEIGHBOURS of Irish pensioner James Gray have broken their silence today, with the majority of which stating that he is ... -
2013 Treasure Hunt Champions Arrested After Diggin Up €1 Million
The Gardaí are believed to have arrested two men in connection with the discovery of €1 million in a Limerick ... -
Coppers Announce €6.8 Million Profit As Gonorrhoea Cases Soar By 33%
This week in strange coincidences the HSE revealed that gonorrhoea cases in Ireland have increased by 33% in recent years ... -
Crime Journalist Paul Williams Arrested As Prime Suspect In Botched Gilligan Hit
CRIME REPORTER Paul Williams, who has made a living writing books on Ireland’s most notorious criminals, is now the main ... -
Irish Radio DJ Changes It Up, Plays ‘Blurred Lines’ For The 5,456th Time This Year
Conor Waldron, an unquestionably cool DJ working in a local radio station made the brave and bold step of changing ...