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Waterford Feeling Fairly Exotic After Landslide
As a result of a landslide at Plunkett Railway Station in Waterford on New Year’s Eve local residents have confessed ... -
Cork Confirm They Have Better Floods Than Dublin
Cork natives have been quick to dispel rumours that the current floods they are experiencing are in some way inferior ... -
Grammar Nazi’s Day Ruined After Seeing Spalling Mistake
27-year-old Masters student Donal Flynn was all set to enjoy a stress free day until he spotted a spalling mistake ... -
Man United Must Be Kicked While They’re Down, Agree Football Fans
AILING PREMIER League side Manchester United ‘must be kicked while they’re down’, said football fans today, after the Devils lost ... -
Back To Work Blues Countered By Not Doing A Tap
WWN can exclusively report that most of the Nation are said to be devastated at having to head back to ... -
Dublin Man Definitely Going To The Gym Next Year, Honest
Dublin man Dave Taylor had friends and family absolutely convinced he would be hitting the gym on the 1st of ... -
Man High On Meth Who Fought Off Policemen While Masturbating Declared World’s First Male Multi-Tasker
37-year-old Andrew Frey made international headlines this week after news spread of his extraordinary altercation with American police officials. While ... -
“I Should Have Never Crossed That Fucking Road.” Admits Chicken
BEING the butt of any joke can be humiliating, and unfortunately for one farmyard-bird it became a lot more than ... -
WWN’s Timeline To Quitting The Fags
• 20 minutes Its been twenty whole minutes since your last ever smoke. You begin to panic throw away ... -
Government To Launch Social Welfare Chain Gangs In 2014
CUTTING hedges, digging ditches and cleaning sewerage drains could all come part of the social welfare claimants daily working routine ...