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Back Alley Plastic Surgeons Now Offering ‘Blur Face’ Procedure For Criminals
ROGUE medical students in Dublin trying to support themselves through university are now offering back alley procedures to career criminals ... -
Twitter Reacts To Reaction Of Twitter Reacting To Something
MANY media publications and the world itself are said to be on the verge of destruction after a poorly thought ... -
Sinn Féin Alternative Budget Offering Carton Of L&M’s For €40 A Pop
SINN FÉIN today announced its alternative recommendations for the upcoming budget for 2015. Commenting on the previous tax hikes on cigarettes ... -
Dublin Girl Finally Finds Perfect Small Bit Of Fabric She Will Call Halloween Costume
DUBLIN GIRL Emer Reilly has finally settled on the small piece of fabric she will call her Halloween outfit after ... -
Tech Conference Debates How To Pronounce ‘Gif’ Correctly For 4th Day In A Row
THE leading lights of the tech industry have entered a fourth day of intense debate on one of the most ... -
“Fuck It, Gimme A Steak” – Morrissey
FORMER Smiths frontman and hardcore vegetarian Morrissey has stunned the world by gorging himself on a massive steak dinner while ... -
Cat Belonging To Enda Kenny To Replace Hilary Quinlan On Board Of Irish Water
WATERFORD Whispers News has learned today that a cat belonging to An Taoiseach Enda Kenny has unanimously been voted into ... -
8 Ways To Mend A Broken Heart
WWN brings you yet another informative and diligently assembled list. This time providing you, the reader, with 8 ways to ... -
Boss Somehow Thinks You Are His Friend
SHORTLY after lunch yesterday you made the startling discover that despite no previous warning your boss, who confesses to being ... -
New Roy Keane Book Openly Criticises Cramped Conditions In Mother’s Womb
ROY KEANE’S new autobiography is set to dominate the back pages of newspapers and much office chatter as details of ...