IT WAS WITH a heavy heart all staunch Irish Republicans, who will stop at nothing until the island of Ireland is a nation once again, announced this morning that on second thoughts, maybe a United Ireland isn’t such a great idea after all. Unconvincingly insisting it was pure coincidence that such a sudden and drastic… Read more »
US HEALTH officials grappling with containing the spread of the Coronavirus have issued a number of emergency alerts to citizens in an effort to keep the public up to date and informed on the troubling disease. Chief among the alerts was an appeal for all those experiencing symptoms associated with Coronavirus such as fever, coughing… Read more »
THE CORONAVIRUS was just a scary story, an old wives tale, an abstract concept that had no real world impact, no tragedy behind the dire warnings from the World Health Organisation. At least that was the case until today, when unimaginable real and true loss was suffered. Cupping a hot mug in which her tea… Read more »
AS Covid-19 makes its way to Italy, forcing the shutdown of towns across the country, the World Health Organisation has confirmed that in China the virus remains the worst thing to happen to the Chinese people since the Chinese government. “It is as fast acting and as devastating a threat to life as Xi Jinping… Read more »
THE World Health Organisation has garnered the attention of every man, woman and child who had up to this point ignored the Coronavirus outbreak; simply by referring to it by a new name, Covid-19. Citizens who had dismissed the Coronavirus as ‘just another scare-tactic sickness dreamed up to sell face masks’ are now living in… Read more »
TAKING his friend’s advice that a bit of fresh air would help him take his mind off his stresses and his woes, Waterford man Brian Sterling is away up the coast road where the bracing sea air will more effectively allow him to concentrate fully on his stresses and his woes. “It’s amazing, ” sighed… Read more »
“HONESTLY, WHAT are we like” shared senior Tusla management as they doubled over with laughter and slapped their foreheads in an exaggerated fashion after learning of the latest fuck up involving vulnerable children and families. Tusla, primarily a data breaching agency that sometimes looks after the welfare of children and families requiring the help and… Read more »
A TRIO of Waterford boyos currently under quarantine on a coronavirus-stricken cruise ship moored off the coast of Japan have pleaded with authorities to keep them on lockdown for another few weeks, and also ‘keep the bar stocked’. The lads, aged between 22 and 26, are not reported to be among the 540 confirmed coronavirus… Read more »
FEARFUL that we can’t keep up with the demands of this publication’s editor to come up 40 Coronavirus related stories every hour, aimed at causing mass hysteria with each story more poorly research than the last, WWN has exclusively nabbed an interview with Niamh Tully, an Irish woman who orders Chinese take away now and… Read more »
THE HSE has brought in what is being described as ‘a big load of Chinese lads’ to help finish up construction on the beleaguered Children’s Hospital project, following reports of a 1,000-bed facility that was built in just ten days in the Wuhan province in China to cope with the Corona Virus outbreak. The Chinese… Read more »