Tag: health

Second Inquiry Into How Nursing Homes Will Be Failed A Second Time Needed Before First Inquiry Starts

FEARS are increasing that there will be a need for a second, separate inquiry into authorities’ failure to prevent Covid-19 clusters in nursing homes when it almost inevitably occurs a second time, even though the inquiry into how it happened the first time has yet to start. “Feck sake, not another possibly avoidable batch of… Read more »

Covid Swab Most Action Single Woman Has Got This Year

PRESENTING herself at her local Covid-19 testing centre this morning, one local woman came to a depressing realisation. With a nasal and throat swab bringing forth gagging and evoking vivid muscle memory, a sexually reawakened 26-year-old Ciara Cloonan suddenly became acutely aware of the fact that this brief exchange with a Covid test swab was… Read more »

What The Tiny Island Of Numbchuckata Can Teach Us About Covid-19 Control

THE PUBLIC, along with experts continue to query the best method for minimising the spread of Covid-19 while also minimising the damage to economic health and societal wellbeing. Is the Swedish mentality the way forward? New Zealand’s ‘zero Covid’ strategy? Can the low incidence of Covid-19 on the continent of Africa be replicated elsewhere? Now,… Read more »

Local Man Caught In Permanent Lockdown Mode

CHRONIC consumer of all things bad, local man Patrick Murphy’s anxiety levels peaked at ten past 9 last night following yet more Covid-related news emanating from his TV screen depicting graphs of still curvy curves, forcing him into action for what is now the 196th night in a row. “I’m just nipping down to the… Read more »