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The Pros & Cons Of Keeping Pubs Closed
THE TAOISEACH made the reluctant decision to delay the reopening of pubs for at least another 3 weeks, prompting auld ... -
“We Didn’t Have Any Of This Covid-19 Enforced Skype Sex Fingering Nonsense When We Were ...
THE HSE’s timely advice for sexually active people during the pandemic has been met with harsh criticism by 76-year-old WWN ... -
Teacher Already Knows Which Snotty Kid Is Going To Give Her Coronavirus
“I CAN’T believe I stayed under lockdown for five long months and now I’m probably going to be brought down ... -
Nation Beginning To Regret Basing Entire Economy On The Absolute Craic
“WE as a nation have become way too dependent on being gas bastards, and our unwillingness to adapt to a ... -
Tampons: Our Expert Answers Your Questions
Following the morally just and long-overdue banning of a tampon commercial from our airwaves thanks to the tireless work of ... -
21 Thoughts Everyone Had When They Saw Richard Bruton’s Rock Hard Abs
It’s a hard sight to process; just when you thought 2020 couldn’t getting anymore bizarre, 67-year-old Fine Gael TD Richard ... -
Man Doing Full Gym Workout In Hazmat Suit Drowns In Own Sweat
WITH IRISH gyms reopening, many fitness fanatics were unsure if their gym would be a safe place to workout. Well, ... -
Vaccine Breakthrough As Homeopathic Scientists Test Essential Oils
OXFORD scientists were initially credited with the vaccine breakthrough but it now appears a dedicated team of middle-aged mothers who ... -
Man Who Broke Lockdown Constantly & Never Wears Mask Annoyingly Hasn’t Gotten Covid-19 Yet
LOCAL Covid-19 scofflaw Miles O’Hannon is still free from Coronavirus despite adhering to none of the precautionary measures or regulations ... -
Government Wondering Whether To Blame Covid Spikes On Young People Or The Poor
THE government is faced with the difficult decision of finding an adequate group of people to blame a potential second ...