Tag: golf

Tiger Woods Confirms Nothing Wrong With His Middle Leg

GOLFING legend Tiger Woods has announced that injuries sustained to his lower body in a car accident this February have meant his return to professional competition is now highly unlikely, but added that his penis escaped unscathed and has ‘more than a few good years left in it’. The single-car accident lead to Woods fighting… Read more »

US Golf Fans Just The Worst, Finds Report

NEW RESEARCH coming into WWN Sport from the Institute of Sports Research has revealed that US golf fans are more irritating than a thousands mosquitos bites doused in vinegar and set on fire. Citing ample course side evidence from team USA’s dominant and impressive Ryder Cup victory, the ISR confirmed that you’d be forgiven for… Read more »

Tiger Woods Emerges From Surgery With Golf Club For Leg

RELIEVED that 15-time major winner Tiger Woods’ suffered multiple fractures in his ankle following a crash yesterday but avoiding life threatening injuries, there was further welcome news for golf fans as Woods emerged from UCLA medical centre showing off his new experimental golf-club-for-a-leg surgery. Famous for battling through countless injuries and trying to eek out… Read more »