Tag: dating

Guide To Dating If You’re A Miserable Cunt

MORE and more tight-fisted Irish people are having to choose between the sting of loneliness and the sting of paying for a night out, as the dating scene in Ireland strays further and further away from just shifting the nearest person to you in a nightclub ten minutes before it closes, WWN can reveal. If… Read more »

New Facebook Dating Service Just Facebook

ALTHOUGH leaked details regarding Facebook’s new dating profile srvice have shown that the service is just basically Facebook, that hasn’t stopped shares in other dating apps such as Tinder, Match.com and Fingr from tumbling to record lows. The existing dating sites took a hit on the stock exchange as Facebook rebounded from months of negative PR… Read more »

Woman Who Finally Found Man Of Her Dreams To Wait Several Days Before Texting Him Back

SHRILL cries of joy were heard emanating from inside the Great Oaks apartment complex in Dublin’s City centre, last night after Clare Conway confessed to friends she had found ‘the one’. Clare’s best friends and roommates Aisling and Joanne listened intently as primary school teacher Clare described her impressive fifth date with 28-year-old accountant David… Read more »