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Tinder Introduces New ‘Will You Shift My Mate?’ Feature
DATING app Tinder has introduced a raft of new features aimed specifically at the rural Irish market, in a bid ... -
Miserable Cow Hits It Off With Unbearable Prick On First Date
CATRIONA Evans, a notorious blackhole of joy, and Kevin Farrin, a skin-crawling caveman, have confounded the expectations of experts three ... -
Pretending To Be Interested In His Leaving Cert Level Political Insights, A Guide
IT CAN BE tough out there in the dating world, and there’s no greater test for retaining a polite demeanour ... -
HSE Team Up With Tinder To Make Your Profile Even More Desperate & Cringy
THE HSE is to team with a number of dating apps and sites, including Tinder, in a bid to allow ... -
Single Woman Scans Man’s Face For Evidence He’s Not A Complete Fucking Eejit
EXHAUSTED from repeatedly putting effort into burgeoning relationships with men who aren’t worth her time, local woman Emma Dunne has ... -
Single Man Successfully Grows Virginity Back During Lockdown
A LOCAL Waterford man is now the subject of intense interest and intrigue from the scientific community after successfully growing ... -
Meet The Women Getting Ruler Tattoos On Their Arms To Bring An End To Bullshitting ...
SEVERAL enterprising single women have begun to revolutionise the face of dating with the help of a simple, solitary tattoo. ... -
Health Experts Say Reducing 2m Social Distance To 1m Would Get Shane No Closer To ...
AS THE DEBATE surrounding the possibility of reducing the two metre social distancing limits and how a reduction to one ... -
Single Woman In Her 30s Down To The Absolute Dregs
ONE LOCAL single woman in her 30s is on the verge of giving up on the dating scene in Ireland ... -
Could 2019 Be The Year You Find ‘The One’? We Investigate
OKAY, so 2018 didn’t go to plan. You’ve received the email from Tinder issuing a formal apology and the sad ...
