DATING app Tinder has introduced a raft of new features aimed specifically at the rural Irish market, in a bid to attract new customers who feel that internet dating is something that only works for ‘them up in Dublin’, WWN can report. The new measures include: – A ‘shift my mate’ option where you can… Read more »
CATRIONA Evans, a notorious blackhole of joy, and Kevin Farrin, a skin-crawling caveman, have confounded the expectations of experts three drinks into their first date after matching on Bumble, with both complete and utter doses managing to navigate small talk and basic flirting without drinks being thrown over heads. “Any other friend of Catriona’s would… Read more »
IT CAN BE tough out there in the dating world, and there’s no greater test for retaining a polite demeanour than when your date has run out of benign, superfluous questions about what your hobbies are and not listening to the answers, and adding admissions of liking Rom Coms even though he’s a bloke –… Read more »
THE HSE is to team with a number of dating apps and sites, including Tinder, in a bid to allow users to elevate their desperate pleas for human contact to a higher never before reached plain of cringy, WWN can reveal. “Yeah you can post little ‘I got the vaccine’ or ‘vaccines saves lives’ badges… Read more »
EXHAUSTED from repeatedly putting effort into burgeoning relationships with men who aren’t worth her time, local woman Emma Dunne has taken to scanning the faces of suitors for even the most fleeting sign they’re not complete fucking eejits. “OK, Emma, it could be a nice warm smile which suggests he’s a decent guy… or it’s… Read more »
A LOCAL Waterford man is now the subject of intense interest and intrigue from the scientific community after successfully growing his virginity back, WWN can reveal. Jack Curran (28) is one of many singletons adversely affected by nearly a year of on and off again lockdowns making normal socialising and dating all but impossible, and… Read more »
SEVERAL enterprising single women have begun to revolutionise the face of dating with the help of a simple, solitary tattoo. Long since fed up with the tall tales men tell regarding penis length, we meet the women who got a to scale ruler inked onto their forearms. “If lads had an inch for every time… Read more »
AS THE DEBATE surrounding the possibility of reducing the two metre social distancing limits and how a reduction to one metre could help businesses reopen sooner and trade more easily, health experts have felt the need to clarify a number of things. “While we understand the desire of industry groups to lobby for a reduction,… Read more »
ONE LOCAL single woman in her 30s is on the verge of giving up on the dating scene in Ireland owing to the grim and dwindling supply of suitable suitors. 31-year-old Sarah O’Loughlin, single for 2 years 6 months and 3 weeks but who’s counting, is reportedly down to the absolute dregs when it comes… Read more »
OKAY, so 2018 didn’t go to plan. You’ve received the email from Tinder issuing a formal apology and the sad news that you’ve actually completed the app and there are no more people out there for you to swipe on, but don’t be disheartened. Sure, Bumble, Happn, Match, PlentyofFish refused to allow you to use… Read more »