ONE LOCAL single woman in her 30s is on the verge of giving up on the dating scene in Ireland owing to the grim and dwindling supply of suitable suitors. 31-year-old Sarah O’Loughlin, single for 2 years 6 months and 3 weeks but who’s counting, is reportedly down to the absolute dregs when it comes… Read more »
OKAY, so 2018 didn’t go to plan. You’ve received the email from Tinder issuing a formal apology and the sad news that you’ve actually completed the app and there are no more people out there for you to swipe on, but don’t be disheartened. Sure, Bumble, Happn, Match, PlentyofFish refused to allow you to use… Read more »
POPULAR dating app Tinder has released an update featuring several new revisions aimed at the rural Ireland dating scene, such as an increased search radius to allow people find mates who are up for the ride, even if they live in the arsehole of nowhere, while checking to make sure mathes don’t copulate within their own bloodlines…. Read more »
MORE and more tight-fisted Irish people are having to choose between the sting of loneliness and the sting of paying for a night out, as the dating scene in Ireland strays further and further away from just shifting the nearest person to you in a nightclub ten minutes before it closes, WWN can reveal. If… Read more »
DON’T PANIC. You’re panicking obviously. But don’t. Stop retching. Great, you’re getting sick now. Lasagna for dinner was it? Right, take a break, come back to this article in an hour when you’ve settled the nerves. Whether your dad was supposedly happily married to your mum or he is a single man spreading his wings,… Read more »
COMMUTERS on a Dublin Bus were left in no doubt as to how successful one local man’s date was last night as he giddily shared details of what transpired at the top of his lungs, WWN can confirm. Making his way home from Dublin City on a packed bus as it raced down the N11,… Read more »
ALTHOUGH leaked details regarding Facebook’s new dating profile srvice have shown that the service is just basically Facebook, that hasn’t stopped shares in other dating apps such as Tinder, Match.com and Fingr from tumbling to record lows. The existing dating sites took a hit on the stock exchange as Facebook rebounded from months of negative PR… Read more »
SHRILL cries of joy were heard emanating from inside the Great Oaks apartment complex in Dublin’s City centre, last night after Clare Conway confessed to friends she had found ‘the one’. Clare’s best friends and roommates Aisling and Joanne listened intently as primary school teacher Clare described her impressive fifth date with 28-year-old accountant David… Read more »
Ireland’s single people have been reminded that if evil merciless dictator Adolf Hitler managed to find someone to love him, then in all likelihood they should eventually find someone who will put up with them. WWN understands that a large proportion of single Irish females have also been told that Michael across the way is… Read more »