Tag: coveney

“Don’t Worry, We’re Only Practicing To Bomb Shannon Airport In The Event Of A War”

RUSSIA’S Ambassador to Ireland Yury Filatov has played down concerns over their military exercises off the coast of Ireland, stating that the activity is a “non story” and are part of a regular practice plan to disable American airbases like Shannon, WWN has learned. “Seriously, don’t worry, we’re only practicing to bomb Shannon airport in… Read more »

Coveney Makes Handy Chart To Help Remember All Denials

IN THE WAKE of stating he briefly said ‘hello’ to staff in the Department of Foreign Affairs moments after they let their guard down with a completely spontaneous champagne booze up to celebrate Ireland being appointed to the UN Security Council, constituting a lockdown breach, Minister for Foreign Affairs Simon Coveney has begun to keep… Read more »

TDs Emit Loud ‘Oooooooh’ As Harris Asked To Stay Behind After Dáil Today

CEANN Comhairle Séan Ó’Fearghail had to restore order in Leinster House this morning after a chant of ‘you’re in trouble, you’re in trouble’ broke out among TDs, stemming from the Taoiseach’s request that Minister for Further Education Simon Harris ‘see him after Dáil’. It is believed that Micháel Martin, along with Vice Taoiseach Leo Varadkar… Read more »