Tag: biden

White House Unveil Official Lapdog

US PRESIDENT Joe Biden has unveiled an official White House lapdog to compliment ‘First Dogs’ Champ and Major, WWN understands. “Oh Boris is very attentive, but sadly not too bright. He does hang on President Biden’s every word though,” shared one official with knowledge of the talking Biden has done towards his new lapdog. Like… Read more »

Kamala Harris Hoping Inauguration Fireworks Enough To Finish Biden

INCOMING US Vice-President Kamala Harris has cleared her search history ahead of today’s inauguration ceremony, to ensure that nobody sees that her most-searched Google terms include ‘how much pressure can an old man heart take’, ‘sudden noises old man heart attack’, ‘old man drops dead following fireworks’ and ‘Joe Biden family history heart trouble’, WWN… Read more »

Loser Still Not Getting It

DESPITE having the American people, countless failed lawsuits and now the electoral college confirming the results of the 2020 US election for him, one loser is still not getting it. The individual, having lost more money than anyone else in America in the 1980s, is believed to be well versed in losing, if not the… Read more »