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McGregor’s Baby In Heated Stand-Off During Ultrasound
THERE were tense scenes at today’s weigh-in for Conor McGregor’s upcoming first child, as the spirited foetus squared up to the ... -
Wenger To Be Given One Last Chance At Zipping Up Giant Coat Before Being Sacked
DESPITE a humiliating 5-1 loss to Bayern Munich last night, Arsene Wenger will be allowed one final chance to save ... -
Brian Cody Now Part Of Waterford After Ferrybank Land Grab
THE fallout from a decision to transfer 15,000 acres of Ferrybank land in Kilkenny to Waterford continues as it can ... -
Patriots Achieve Stunning Victory In Who Honestly Gives A Fuck
MILLIONS of people across the world are waking up today to the stunning news that the New England Patriots have ... -
Sunderland Fans Holding Out Hope For Purchase Of Brand New Squad Of Players
DESPERATE Sunderland fans are experiencing what many experts believe is an episode of mass hysteria after a number of diehard ... -
Local Man Dusting Off ‘I Played Against Johnny Sexton’ Story Ahead Of 6 Nations
A DUBLIN man is planning to dust off an old story about that one time he played opposite Johnny Sexton ... -
Pogba Hits Back At Critics With Yet Another World Class Haircut
FRESH from renewed criticisms about his insipid and error strewn performance against Liverpool at the weekend, Paul Pogba has silenced ... -
“Fuck This, I’m Switching To Long Ball” Confirms Guardiola
MANCHESTER CITY manager and well renowned fraud, Pep Guardiola, has sensationally revealed he intends to change his football philosophy after ... -
FIFA Confirm Expansion Of World Cup To 48-Teams ‘Because Money’
FIFA PRESIDENT Gianni Infantino has confirmed that the footballing world has been gifted a utopian 48-team World Cup tournament that ... -
Footballers Admit It’s Really Hard To Resist Blasting John Terry In The Face With The ...
PREMIER league footballers have candidly admitted for the first time that although their primary aim during a match is to ...