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Dublin Panel Arrested After Slaughtering Westmeath By 31 Points
GARDAÍ who bore witness to the Dublin football team’s slaughtering of Westmeath in Croke Park yesterday have spoken of the ... -
Man Utd Will “Throw In Free Set Of Steak Knives” To Club That Buys Rooney
MANCHESTER United have once again hinted strongly about their desire to offload striker Wayne Rooney, by taking out a 15-minute ... -
Local Man Can’t Even Muster Energy To Pretend To Care About Lions Tour
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has completely abandoned any plans to even pretend to care about the Lions rubgy team’s upcoming ... -
Arsene Wenger Vows To Regain 4th Place Trophy After Signing New Contract
A DEFIANT Arsene Wenger has vowed to win back disenfranchised Arsenal fans by winning the coveted 4th Place Trophy next ... -
Public Informed GAA Is Still Perfect & Untouchable Despite Failed Drug Tests
AS NEWS spread yesterday of an inter-county GAA footballer failing a drugs test, the GAA has confirmed that the treasured ... -
Local Father Refusing To Accept Son Doesn’t Like Football
A DEVOTED FATHER living in the Waterford City area of Europe has refused on at least several hundred occasions to ... -
McGregor Signs Deal To Get Knocked Out By Mayweather
UFC CHAMPION Conor McGregor has confirmed that he has signed his part of the deal to get knocked out by Floyd Mayweather, WWN ... -
Choosing The Football Team That’s Right For You
IT’S impossible to go through life without pledging allegiance to a range of sports teams; only a fool would try. ... -
Our Expert Gives You His Tips For Day 3 Of Punchestown
PUNCHESTOWN is by far the biggest event in Ireland’s horse racing calendar, and who better to run you through today’s ... -
Local Football Fan Always Knew Barcelona Were Shit
A LEARNED STUDENT of the game known as football has broken his second long silence when it comes to criticising ...