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Grown Man Needs Neymar Jr. If Anyone Has Him
LOCAL adult Peter Wishan has posted a plea on his social media feeds this morning urging anyone with a spare ... -
GAA To Finally End Practice Of Using Blind Umpires
THE GAA has confirmed it is to end its highly controversial practice of only placing the visually impaired in umpire ... -
Zidane Resigns As Madrid Manager After Completing Football
REAL MADRID, Juventus and France legend Zinedine Zidane has resigned as manager of Real Madrid after successfully completing the game ... -
Tabloids Meet To Plan Weekly Vilification Of Raheem Sterling
AT a meeting, which takes place in the same conference room at the same time every week, the English tabloids ... -
Liverpool Fan Rewatches Istanbul Final To Prepare For Real Madrid
LIVERPOOL FAN Richie Hughes has come out of his final warm up ahead of Saturday’s Champions League final without any ... -
Kilkenny Teen Excommunicated For Playing Football
A LOCAL KILKENNY teen who has openly spat in the face of the rich hurling heritage of his county becomes ... -
Lightning Quick O’Shea To Break Sound Barrier In Final Ireland Game
WATERFORD MAN and objectively speaking, with no bias, Ireland’s greatest ever soccer player, John O’Shea, has announced that he will ... -
Mo Salah Ascends To Heaven
LIVERPOOL and Egyptian forward Mo Salah ascended to Heaven/Jannah directly after being substituted last night, with God deeming him too ... -
Liverpool Fan Would Be Happy With 5 or 6-0 Win Tonight
A LOCAL Liverpool has stressed that as part of his team’s guaranteed place in the Champion’s League final against either ... -
Russia Trial Bear Referees For Upcoming World Cup
AFTER a recent spate of unsavoury incidents involving the intimidation of referees, Russia has proposed an innovative solution to the ...