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Man United To Bid For 347 Central Midfielders In The Next 24 Hours
COMMUNITY SHIELD victors Manchester United are to step up their chase for a midfielder, any midfielder, by placing bids on ... -
Men To Ignore Women Again Now That The Premiership Is Back
WOMEN the length and breath of the country will be outright ignored by the male population now that they can ... -
Mourinho: “I Won’t Play Mind Games, Or Will I?”
JOSE MOURINHO held court in front of a giddy football press core at one of his last pre-season press conferences ... -
McIlroy Denies Claims That Golf Is Getting In The Way Of His Money Game
World number 2 Rory McIlroy faced some tough questions ahead of the defence of his US PGA Championship crown at ... -
Gareth Bale Chained To Radiator In White Heart Lane Basement, Confirm Sources
A DISCONNECTED Gareth Bale is believed to be confined to a basement, held against his will by money adverse Spurs ... -
Football Hooligans Thank Liverpool FC For Handy Bigotry Guide
FOOTBALL hooligans from Britain and further a field have thanked Liverpool F.C for providing them with a handy ‘bigotry guide’ ... -
‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA’, Thinks Nations Hurling Fans
THE NATIONS hurling fans laughed their bollocks off following Kilkenny’s exit from this years championship yesterday afternoon in Semple Stadium, ... -
Nation Calls On Government To Postpone Anglo Inquiry In Favour Of Lions Snub Inquiry
THOUSANDS of angry Irish people are expected to take to the capitals streets today in protest of Irish rugby players, ... -
Blow To Chewing Gum Manufacturer Following Fergie Exit
CHEWING GUM manufacturer Wrigley’s announced today it will be scaling down production following news of Alex Ferguson’s retirement yesterday afternoon. ... -
‘Cody Should Take The Rest Of The Year Off, Just In Case’ Agrees Every Other ...
EVERY COUNTY hurling team manager in the country today agreed that Kilkenny coach Brian Cody should take the rest of ...
