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McIlroy Denies Claims That Golf Is Getting In The Way Of His Money Game
World number 2 Rory McIlroy faced some tough questions ahead of the defence of his US PGA Championship crown at ... -
Gareth Bale Chained To Radiator In White Heart Lane Basement, Confirm Sources
A DISCONNECTED Gareth Bale is believed to be confined to a basement, held against his will by money adverse Spurs ... -
Football Hooligans Thank Liverpool FC For Handy Bigotry Guide
FOOTBALL hooligans from Britain and further a field have thanked Liverpool F.C for providing them with a handy ‘bigotry guide’ ... -
‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA’, Thinks Nations Hurling Fans
THE NATIONS hurling fans laughed their bollocks off following Kilkenny’s exit from this years championship yesterday afternoon in Semple Stadium, ... -
Nation Calls On Government To Postpone Anglo Inquiry In Favour Of Lions Snub Inquiry
THOUSANDS of angry Irish people are expected to take to the capitals streets today in protest of Irish rugby players, ... -
Blow To Chewing Gum Manufacturer Following Fergie Exit
CHEWING GUM manufacturer Wrigley’s announced today it will be scaling down production following news of Alex Ferguson’s retirement yesterday afternoon. ... -
‘Cody Should Take The Rest Of The Year Off, Just In Case’ Agrees Every Other ...
EVERY COUNTY hurling team manager in the country today agreed that Kilkenny coach Brian Cody should take the rest of ... -
Country Holds It’s Breath As Minister For Finance Puts Entire EU Bailout Fund On 9/4 ...
THE Republic of Ireland will be holding it’s breath today as the entire European/IMF bailout fund (€80bn) was put on ... -
‘Irish Quitter Gene’ Behind McIlroy Walk-Off, Claim British Golf Enthusiasts
BRITISH Golf enthusiasts have pinned the blame on Rory McIlroy’s ‘Irish quitter gene’ today, following his dramatic walk-off from the Honda Classic ... -
White Footballs Banned Over ‘Racist’ Fears
A PREMIER League Inquiry into racism has found that white footballs come across as racist to black players and have ...
