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“Bombing The Middle East Is Kinda Our Thing”, Obama Tells Russia
US PRESIDENT Barack Obama has reportedly told Russian Prime Minister Vladamir Putin this evening that he is not impressed with his ... -
Pope Wondering When The Vatican Is Going To Get A Denny’s
HAVING returned from a historic six-day visit to the United States, Pope Francis has spent his time moping around the ... -
Obama & Putin Arm Wrestle Over Differences On Syria
INTERNATIONAL leaders clogged up the doorway entrance to a meeting of the UN General Assembly after rumours swirled throughout the ... -
Facebook Urges Users Not To Be So Fucking Gullible
PINCHING the bridge of his nose, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg took to the podium at a press conference today and ... -
Mars To Sue Moon For Copyright Infringement
LEGAL proceedings have been brought against Earth’s only natural satellite, the moon, which is at the centre of accusations of ... -
Muslim Man Gives Mecca 2 Stars On Trip Advisor
THE obligatory once-in-a-lifetime trip to Mecca, the Saudi Arabian birthplace of Muhammed and holiest city in the Islamic faith, has ... -
Swiss Authorities Arrest Blatter After Disguising Themselves As Pile Of Cash In Sting Operation
SWISS authorities are believed to be celebrating this evening after finally getting their man, outgoing FIFA president Sepp Blatter after ... -
Palestinians To Continue Living In Rubble To Save Israel The Bother Of Destroying Everything Again
PLANS to rebuild the shattered Gaza Strip have been put on hold by the remaining population of Palestine, who have ... -
ISIS May Be Hiding Under Your Bed, Warns Expert
A SYRIAN expert on the Islamic State has warned EU citizens today to check for jihadis underneath their beds at ... -
Australia Takes One Step Closer To 20th Century
WITH the news that Australia has its fifth change of prime minister in 8 years, comes further evidence that it ...
