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International Banking Community Delighted To See Iceland In The Shit
THE international banking community have just composed themselves after two straight days of rolling around laughing, following the emergence of ... -
Panama Papers Found Decomposing In Suitcase In The Thames
A GRISLY scene unfolded in central London today as police recovered the decomposing pages of the Panama Papers which were ... -
Specsavers Unveil New ‘Reality Reality’ Headset
SPECSAVERS have stunned Silicon Valley companies and the tech industry as a whole by releasing a game changing product they ... -
Michaella McCollum Definitely British
IN a bid to clear up any confusion, the Nation has today confirmed that drug-mule Michaella McCollum is definitely British, ... -
Vince McMahon Wrestles His Conscience At Wrestlemania
SPORTS entertainment fans were treated to an unscheduled bout at last night’s Wrestlemania event in Texas, when WWE boss Vince ... -
Donald Trump Admits He Regrets Endorsing Irish Abortion Laws
AMERICAN presidential hopeful Donald Trump has backtracked on his endorsement of an Irish attitude to abortion, claiming ‘he was ashamed, ... -
The Heartwarming Moment This Man Found His Old Girlfriend On Facebook After Years Of Stalking
THERE were touching scenes this morning when a Waterford man finally tracked down the Facebook profile of an old girlfriend ... -
Like Omega 3? Omega 4 Will Blow Your Fucking Mind
THE latest fish-based oil from the renowned Omega corporation is promising increased heart benefits, faster connectivity to the life around ... -
Jupiter Just Showing Off At This Stage, Say Astronomers
ASTRONOMY Ireland has today asked the general public to just ignore Jupiter for the time being as they claim it ... -
Lynx Admit They’ll Never Top Africa
IN A poignant press release, the creators of Lynx deodorant have admitted that they’ll never top the smell of their ...