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Beyoncé Shaded The Crucifix With A Telescope At The VMAs Last Night, And The Internet ...
PLUMBERS, cabinet makers, IT consultants, pontiffs and record-breaking free divers… nobody on earth could escape the flare of Beyoncé at ... -
NASA Admits It Has Known About Alien Life For Years, Just Forgot To Mention It
“Sorry. We just kinda assumed everyone knew about it” NASA spokeswoman Trish Chamberson told a packed press conference at their headquarters ... -
“America Needs To Leave The US” Farrage Addresses Trump Rally
OUTGOING UKIP leader Nigel Farrage urged republicans at a Donald Trump rally in Jackson, Mississippi last night to leave the ... -
Hillary Clinton’s Top 4 Make-Up Tips
MAYBE she’s born with it… maybe it’s just good cosmetics. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton is a shining example ... -
Getting Outraged At Something Online Can Burn Up 500 Calories Per Day
IT’S the dieting revolution we’ve all been waiting for and today health experts bring us the news soon to be ... -
What To Do When You Encounter Someone Wearing A Burkini On A Beach
IT can be a truly disturbing encounter which leaves many people feeling unsafe, ill and angry, but just what should ... -
“There Is No Greater Threat To World Peace Than Finglas” Obama Confirms
The Dublin suburb of Finglas has become embroiled in an international incident with the United States of America after trying ... -
Zoo Staff Find Harambe’s Tomb Empty
STAFF at the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Gardens have issued a statement in which they confirm that the tomb holding ... -
“You Guys Know I’ve Been Doing This Shit For 5 Years, Right?”
I GET IT, I get it, trust me I do. News is cyclical, our attention is diverted this way and ... -
Scientists Discover Another Earth-Like Planet You Couldn’t Give Two Fucks About
THE European Southern Observatory (ESO) has announced the discovery of yet another ‘Earth-like’ planet that you couldn’t give two fucks about, ...