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Protesters Gather At Fraggle Rock Over Pipeline Fears
AS many as 5,000 Fraggles and Gorgs have gathered in protest today at Fraggle Rock over gas company plans to ... -
Mick Jagger Celebrates Birth Of New Carer
73-YEAR-OLD rockstar and Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger has celebrated a new addition to his team of dedicated carers following ... -
New Baywatch Trailer Ushers In Puberty For Record Number Of Teenagers
THE RELEASE of the first trailer for the comedic reimagining of beloved TV show Baywatch has resulted in record numbers ... -
EU Blare ‘Last Christmas’ By Wham In Direction Of Britain
AN increasingly forlorn and upset EU has begun acting out in the manner of a jilted lover that is stuck ... -
Trump To Spend Evening Masturbating To TIME Magazine Cover
UPON learning of the news he was named TIME Magazine’s person of the year for 2016, president-elect Donald Trump cancelled ... -
“Where On Earth Will We Find €485m?” Ask Banks Fined For Rate Rigging
CREDIT Agricole, HSBC and JP Morgan bosses said they have ‘no idea’ where they’re going to find the money to pay ... -
What The Italian Referendum Result Means For Your Facebook Feed
AS a user of social media, you may have noticed a lot of talk today about a referendum in Italy, ... -
Twitter War With China Preferable To Actual War With China, Say Trump Advisors
“LOOK, you can either have the leader of the free world launching barbed jabs in 140-character chunks via a social ... -
987 Irish Celebrities To Launch Healthy Eating & Fitness Books This Week
RESPONDING to the desperate shortage of tomes on health and fitness and food thrown together by celebrities you’re almost sure ... -
Your Weekly ‘Oh My Fuckin’ God, What Has Trump Done Now’ Update
IT can be hard to keep track of all the developments in the curious case of Americans electing Donald Trump ...