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CONFIRMED: That Show You Like Will Go On For One Season Too Many
TV executives have issued a statement confirming that your favourite show is expected to outstay its welcome by at least ... -
“Any Chance Of That Trillion Dollars You Owe Us” Chinese President Asks Trump
CHINESE President Xi Jinping has reportedly asked US President Donald Trump if his nation has the $1.051 trillion it owes the People’s Republic ... -
5 Things Hitler Never Did
WITH WHITE PRESS Secretary Sean Spicer’s comments relating to the fact Hitler never sank as low as to use chemical ... -
“I’ll Kick The Face Off Of Any Cunt Who Challenges Our Charitable Status” – Buckfast ...
CAMPAIGNERS calling for Buckfast tonic wine to lose their charitable status over links to violence have been warned by monks not to even ... -
Trump Asks Tillerson To Say Hello To Natalya & Irina For Him
DONALD Trump has given the United States Secretary Of State Rex Tillerson specific instructions for his upcoming trip to Russia, ... -
Ryanair Passenger Charged 15 Euro For Being Dragged Off Plane
IN a bid to keep up with other airlines that it admires and aspires to be like, budget flight providers ... -
“This Will Be Different From Iraq, Vietnam, Gulf War, Afghanistan & Libya,” America Confirms
THE NATION of America confirmed that any further military action in Syria will result in a better outcome than in ... -
Russia & Iran Warn US They Will ‘Respond With Force’, Confirms Source We Didn’t Bother ...
RUSSIA and Iran have warned the US they will “respond with force” if their own “red lines” are crossed in Syria, ... -
“Again, Again!” Says Delighted Trump After Big Bang Sparkly Flash Zoom
“OOOOH that was a BIG one!” exclaimed a giddy Donald Trump in an adorable clip posted to YouTube showing the 45th ... -
Irish People In Australia Somehow Not Getting Killed By Spiders Every Two Days
AMAZING new statistics have shown that a remarkably small percentage of the approximately 70,000 Irish people currently living in Australia ...